Kenneth Rexroth reported that the clitoris of the female hyena is the largest of all mammals. I forget where he got that info but it certainly wasn't from Henry David Thoreau, who probably died a virgin.

I have a muse, one who I imagine as a woman. I have no idea what she looks like but she is always there for me. She comes to me in dreams, mostly as a prankster. My first breakdown I heard voices and I believe she was one of them. I channeled into a group of women who were hilarously laughing and who urged me to kill myself. I argued with them and chose not to. They laughed on and on;I thought them women liberationists, want to kill this male chauvinist. But someone stopped a garbage truck six inches from my chest moments before. I believe it was she.Funny, though I pray daily, I do not pray to her. She is just there. She is with me,though it took me years to realize it. Every time I take my own dear self too seriously, she laughs and zings me, reminding me that I am no hero.