"fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very
fuzzy, was he"?

Stick it to this teddy bear
I'm talking trash again.
I'm saying "rootabegger"
Now there is a word:
scholarly, warm, dry,bright
with a ring to it. I don't want
to hear any of this "fuzzy wuzzy"
crap. I still have loads and loads
of hare. I mean hair. I really do.